<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749</id><updated>2011-11-28T07:40:37.609+08:00</updated><category term='Vietnam'/><category term='movies'/><category term='Maid'/><category term='Cosplay'/><category term='robot'/><category term='Jogging'/><category term='Haha'/><category term='Transformers'/><category term='Singapore'/><category term='NARUTO'/><category term='Merry Christmas'/><category term='Random Crap'/><category term='movie reviews'/><category term='ASIMO'/><category term='Star Awards 2006'/><category term='Food'/><category term='Bomberman'/><category term='Ho Chi Minh City'/><category term='TOTO'/><category term='Rhymes'/><category term='WTF China'/><category term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><category term='He-Man'/><category term='Funny'/><category term='The Rahmens'/><category term='Tower Defense'/><category term='Abuse'/><category term='Will Ferrell'/><category term='Berserk'/><category term='2007 New Year Resolutions'/><category term='Gatsby'/><category term='JKYL'/><category term='Pets'/><category term='Liverpool Football Club'/><category term='Office'/><category term='Wii'/><category term='S*toopid*pore'/><category term='Gadgets'/><category term='Dog Meat'/><category term='Lego'/><category term='Chinese New Year'/><category term='Narcissism'/><category term='HOUSE'/><category term='Homeless James Bond'/><category term='ilub'/><category term='Doraemon'/><category term='Premiership'/><category term='iPhone'/><category term='Cute Shit'/><category term='Cats'/><category term='Japan'/><category term='Honda'/><category term='Star Wars'/><category term='300'/><category term='Football Manager'/><category term='Patty Hou'/><category term='USB Toys'/><category term='Football'/><title type='text'>death by flatulence</title><subtitle type='html'>flat·u·lence
1) The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract.
2) Self-importance; pomposity.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7754429446323159694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2008/08/rip.html' title='RIP'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-140784774271258719</id><published>2007-12-04T23:26:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T23:27:45.470+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Narcissism'/><title type='text'>Narcissism</title><summary type='text'>Self Love</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/140784774271258719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=140784774271258719&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/140784774271258719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/140784774271258719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/12/narcissism.html' title='Narcissism'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3634836532871408457</id><published>2007-10-17T19:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T20:16:02.983+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série FINALE (#15)</title><summary type='text'>everybody loves JFK...(but who killed him?)parto 1 of 2parto 2 of 2</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3634836532871408457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3634836532871408457&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3634836532871408457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3634836532871408457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/10/vido-nostalgie-srie-finale-15.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série FINALE (#15)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8083177399252637100</id><published>2007-10-14T19:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-10-14T19:58:53.060+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#14)</title><summary type='text'>NUS IHG 2001 HANDBALL FINALS RH vs THRAFFLES, RAFFLESYEAAAH, YEAAAHCOMEON, COMEONOHHHHH, OHHHHHDEFENCE, DEFENCEAAAHHHHH, AAAHHHHHCOMEON, ARRH, ARRH, ARGUE WITH THE REF, COMEONWASTE TIME, WASTE TIMETH, THIT'S ALRITE, IT'S ALRITECOMEON BARTHEZ COMEONGOAAAAL, OWN GOOAAAAL, OWWWNN GOOAAAAALNICE SHOES!Parto 1 of 4Parto 2 of 4Parto 3 of 4Parto 4 of 4 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8083177399252637100/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8083177399252637100&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8083177399252637100'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8083177399252637100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/10/vido-nostalgie-srie-14.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#14)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2164510058797050472</id><published>2007-09-27T18:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T18:21:24.859+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#13)</title><summary type='text'>AMO FIDE-NS huh? AMO-what?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2164510058797050472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2164510058797050472&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2164510058797050472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2164510058797050472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-13.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#13)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5235502395901687315</id><published>2007-09-20T03:55:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-20T03:59:52.415+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#12)</title><summary type='text'>Block 3 Room #202vid credits: jason/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5235502395901687315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5235502395901687315&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5235502395901687315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5235502395901687315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-12.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#12)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3629185852283107121</id><published>2007-09-18T18:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T18:27:09.232+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#11)</title><summary type='text'>Fenny's STELLAr Birthday Celebrationvid credits: jason/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3629185852283107121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3629185852283107121&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3629185852283107121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3629185852283107121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-11.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#11)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3220845195588680523</id><published>2007-09-14T18:35:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T18:39:28.105+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#10)</title><summary type='text'>NUS MEAT POPSICLEvid credits: jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3220845195588680523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3220845195588680523&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3220845195588680523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3220845195588680523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-10.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#10)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-133341693863485251</id><published>2007-09-13T16:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T16:19:05.742+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#09)</title><summary type='text'>The NUS Matrix Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is...vid credits: jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/133341693863485251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=133341693863485251&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/133341693863485251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/133341693863485251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-09.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#09)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4423764855077292665</id><published>2007-09-12T18:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T18:11:54.670+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#08)</title><summary type='text'>CAUTION! WET FLOORThe FOREHEADOne of many rumored NUS galfrens of the JASEvid credits: jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4423764855077292665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4423764855077292665&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4423764855077292665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4423764855077292665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-08.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#08)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5173270297405563498</id><published>2007-09-12T01:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T01:30:48.243+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#07)</title><summary type='text'>After Lecture AfternoonAfter LunchYAWNZ vid credits: jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5173270297405563498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5173270297405563498&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5173270297405563498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5173270297405563498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-07.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#07)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4312861350967532940</id><published>2007-09-11T01:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T01:57:04.608+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#06)</title><summary type='text'>Picture in Picture in Picture in Picture in Picture... vid credits: jase/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4312861350967532940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4312861350967532940&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4312861350967532940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4312861350967532940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-06.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#06)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3622769702877011680</id><published>2007-09-08T02:54:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T02:58:00.453+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#05)</title><summary type='text'>Perky Salute!(issit her? should be, rite?)Perky Salute!vid credits: jase/jwosh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3622769702877011680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3622769702877011680&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3622769702877011680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3622769702877011680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-05.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#05)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2636066935761513282</id><published>2007-09-06T19:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T19:11:22.634+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#04)</title><summary type='text'>hotness of NUSpretty in PINKvid credits: jase/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2636066935761513282/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2636066935761513282&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2636066935761513282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2636066935761513282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-04.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#04)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4610686490825291513</id><published>2007-09-06T00:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T19:12:10.573+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#03)</title><summary type='text'>1, 2, 3...RAFFLES, RAFFLES...CLAP, CLAP...RAFFLES, RAFFLES...Woooo, Woooooo, Woooooo... Yeahhhhh!!!(scorer is Sky)vid credits: jase/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4610686490825291513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4610686490825291513&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4610686490825291513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4610686490825291513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-03.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#03)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2141825830632177034</id><published>2007-09-04T15:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T15:15:12.125+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#02)</title><summary type='text'>The MAN(Is he the Gang Leader?) vid credits: jase/jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2141825830632177034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2141825830632177034&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2141825830632177034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2141825830632177034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-02.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#02)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2482357246344440379</id><published>2007-09-03T17:32:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T17:45:01.013+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidéo nostalgie série'/><title type='text'>vidéo nostalgie série (#01)</title><summary type='text'>NUS staredown... Gang Fight waiting to happen?vid credits: jase / jwosh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2482357246344440379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2482357246344440379&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2482357246344440379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2482357246344440379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/09/vido-nostalgie-srie-01.html' title='vidéo nostalgie série (#01)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3638314873528731919</id><published>2007-08-25T16:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T16:23:54.160+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cosplay'/><title type='text'>Hello! Kitty Abuse</title><summary type='text'>Hello Kitty Cosplay for your cats!!!But the pussies dun look very pleased...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3638314873528731919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3638314873528731919&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3638314873528731919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3638314873528731919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/08/hello-kitty-abuse.html' title='Hello! Kitty Abuse'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4091850180567226464</id><published>2007-08-15T17:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-15T17:44:09.140+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HOUSE'/><title type='text'>Update: RED HOT Internet Cafe</title><summary type='text'>RED HOT Internet Cafe is a few shops down from Heaven City....Opened by the same company, RED HOT has better and faster computers, with the same price: $1 per hourDamn stuffy here1 hour almost up... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4091850180567226464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4091850180567226464&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4091850180567226464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4091850180567226464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/08/update-red-hot-internet-cafe.html' title='Update: RED HOT Internet Cafe'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8368415792902500186</id><published>2007-08-13T17:00:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-13T17:05:35.431+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HOUSE'/><title type='text'>Update: Heaven City Internet Cafe</title><summary type='text'>Updating this in a stuffy internet cafe in Katong, directly opposite Roxy Sq... Heaven City Internet Cafe$1 per hour... had to resort to pay cos i dun have laptop to steal wireless bandwidth...Internet at the new apartment is down cos the cabling at the new place doesn't support Starhub's MaxOnline. Singtel Broadband will only be activated next Tuesday ie. when Rod gets back from Bangkok...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8368415792902500186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8368415792902500186&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8368415792902500186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8368415792902500186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/08/update-heaven-city-internet-cafe.html' title='Update: Heaven City Internet Cafe'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7999499054589191788</id><published>2007-08-05T23:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T00:10:07.693+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HOUSE'/><title type='text'>7th August - St. Patrick's Green</title><summary type='text'>Click images to embiggen</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7999499054589191788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7999499054589191788&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7999499054589191788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7999499054589191788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/08/7th-august.html' title='7th August - St. Patrick&apos;s Green'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7925523845932157051</id><published>2007-08-05T23:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T23:44:18.074+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Office'/><title type='text'>I'm PAM</title><summary type='text'>Which Office Character Are You? You are Pam. You are sweet and likable, but your shyness makes it hard for you to express yourself sometimes.  Regardless, you are always there for your friends and will usually come out of your shell to help anyone.Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7925523845932157051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7925523845932157051&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7925523845932157051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7925523845932157051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/08/im-pam.html' title='I&apos;m PAM'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7121916022148338188</id><published>2007-07-13T02:56:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-07-13T03:15:37.024+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TOTO'/><title type='text'>TOTO anomaly!!!</title><summary type='text'>Kena T O T O AGAIN!!!Second win of 2007!!!Same as last month, I kena 4 numbers, won $30.Here's the breakdown of my winnings:1st win = May '06 = $602nd win = Dec '06 = $603rd win = June '07 = $304th win = July '07 = $30Seems like the ~6 month pattern has been broken! Or maybe June + July = $60 so technically it's considered as 1 win? Anyways, anomaly or not, TOTO strikes are always welcomed!!! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7121916022148338188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7121916022148338188&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7121916022148338188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7121916022148338188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/07/toto-anomaly.html' title='TOTO anomaly!!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-79874667683099754</id><published>2007-07-10T22:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T22:34:30.480+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Haha'/><title type='text'>Blue Monitors of Death</title><summary type='text'>Saw this at Sim Lim Square last week:"Uncle, I neber bluff one.... even when the computer kena Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), see how clear and crisp the image quality is... Die die must buy arrrh!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/79874667683099754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=79874667683099754&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/79874667683099754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/79874667683099754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/07/blue-monitors-of-death.html' title='Blue Monitors of Death'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7228007935170854729</id><published>2007-06-25T23:59:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T02:34:40.806+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TOTO'/><title type='text'>TOTO THIRD TIME</title><summary type='text'>Kena T O T O!!!First win of 2007!!!I kena 4 numbers, won $30.My 1st win was in May '06The 2nd win was in Dec '06And this time, the 3rd win - June '07It seems my TOTO strikes are timed roughly 6 mths apart... Hmmmm... hmmmm.....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7228007935170854729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7228007935170854729&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7228007935170854729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7228007935170854729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/06/toto-third-time.html' title='TOTO THIRD TIME'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7134882909805713897</id><published>2007-06-24T22:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-06-24T23:06:13.487+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bomberman'/><title type='text'>BOMBERMAN</title><summary type='text'>Our caretaker lee-dah, Sky (dark blue bomberman), has arranged a homecoming Bomberman tournament next week, for Wayne (white bomberman) and Jason (red bomberman).The good ppl at HUDSON must have heard about this homecoming tournament coz they had a big party at their HQ!!! And they invited BOMBERMAN!!!(via http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/06/live_from_hudso.html &amp; http://blog.wired.com/games/2007</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7134882909805713897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7134882909805713897&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7134882909805713897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7134882909805713897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/06/bomberman.html' title='BOMBERMAN'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-1184360155998685516</id><published>2007-06-03T23:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-06-03T23:51:06.988+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>POWERTHIRST</title><summary type='text'>The ultimate energy drink: POWERTHIRST Arrrgh!!! Arrrgh!!! Arrrgh!!!  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/1184360155998685516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=1184360155998685516&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1184360155998685516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1184360155998685516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/06/powerthirst.html' title='POWERTHIRST'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8056083468288790613</id><published>2007-05-28T15:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-28T16:23:00.506+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gatsby'/><title type='text'>MOVING RUBBER</title><summary type='text'>Life isn't always glamorous at the top...To survive, every HOT guy needs a secret...What's my secret?GATSBY MOVING RUBBER Spiky EdgeThe MOVING RUBBER series is GATSBY's new hair styling wax series. Created with a new bio-polymer, the MOVING RUBBER wax allows multiple re-styles anytime, anywhere...MOVING RUBBER comes in 6 flavors: for different hair lengths &amp; styles. For my new buzz cut, I got the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8056083468288790613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8056083468288790613&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8056083468288790613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8056083468288790613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/moving-rubber.html' title='MOVING RUBBER'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2595742252697213504</id><published>2007-05-24T04:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T07:22:54.360+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liverpool Football Club'/><title type='text'>AC Milan 1 - Liverpool FC 1</title><summary type='text'>Paolo Maldini is lifting the UEFA Champions League Cup as I write this...It was a hard game to watch as a Liverpool fan. In fact, I believe it was as hard as a Milan fan watching that Champions League Final 2 years ago...Tactics: Rafa got it spot-on! Milan like to play with very attacking full-backs and becos of this, Liverpool's counter-attacks are concentrated on the right with the Milan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2595742252697213504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2595742252697213504&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2595742252697213504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2595742252697213504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/ac-milan-1-liverpool-fc-1.html' title='AC Milan 1 - Liverpool FC 1'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4551866341285552099</id><published>2007-05-17T17:46:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T18:01:01.301+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NARUTO'/><title type='text'>I am JIRAIYA the ERO-sennin</title><summary type='text'>Which Naruto character are you?I'm JIRAIYA - a self-proclaimed super-pervert and frequent voyeur @ bath-houses &amp; onsens...One of the Legendary Three Ninjas, Jiraiya is Naruto's teacher/mentor. Naruto addresses him as ERO-sennin which roughly translates into "perverted hermit"Which Naruto Character Are You?Test by naruto - kun.com </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4551866341285552099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4551866341285552099&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4551866341285552099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4551866341285552099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-am-jiraiya-ero-sennin.html' title='I am JIRAIYA the ERO-sennin'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8280216896967986025</id><published>2007-05-17T02:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T02:13:42.935+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Football'/><title type='text'>TITUS BRAMBLES OFF</title><summary type='text'>Newcastle's newly appointed manager, Sam Allardyce, has free transferred five players. Unsurprisingly, Titus Bramble is one of the departing players.Here's a compilation of his skillz:Let's hope Titus finds another Premiership club so that we can enjoy more of his world class defending!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8280216896967986025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8280216896967986025&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8280216896967986025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8280216896967986025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/titus-brambles-off.html' title='TITUS BRAMBLES OFF'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3823055951235848131</id><published>2007-05-02T06:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T06:50:32.034+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liverpool Football Club'/><title type='text'>RAFA</title><summary type='text'>My current desktop wallpaper:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3823055951235848131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3823055951235848131&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3823055951235848131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3823055951235848131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/rafa.html' title='RAFA'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-1507541192502746879</id><published>2007-05-02T05:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T05:32:50.042+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liverpool Football Club'/><title type='text'>FUCK YEEEAAAH!!!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/1507541192502746879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=1507541192502746879&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1507541192502746879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1507541192502746879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/05/fuck-yeeeaaah.html' title='FUCK YEEEAAAH!!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-287290389666744961</id><published>2007-04-30T16:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T16:53:47.817+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Tits or Ass?</title><summary type='text'>Some dudes just can't choose between tits or ass. For me, I go for a pretty face and lean body with nice normal proportions will do just fine... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/287290389666744961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=287290389666744961&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/287290389666744961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/287290389666744961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/tits-or-ass.html' title='Tits or Ass?'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2750755067555007036</id><published>2007-04-29T05:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T05:51:45.859+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>GIANT SEE HUM</title><summary type='text'>Giant See Hum (cockles) @ SAKURAYA FISH MART, Parkway ParadeCheckout AsiaOne's feature article on SAKURAYA FISH MART here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2750755067555007036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2750755067555007036&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2750755067555007036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2750755067555007036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/giant-see-hum.html' title='GIANT SEE HUM'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4641144712372261331</id><published>2007-04-29T02:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T02:24:13.450+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S*toopid*pore'/><title type='text'>Tu Lan arrrr</title><summary type='text'>Tu Lan during dinner at Siglap kopi tiam / eating housephoto taken by Sky</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4641144712372261331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4641144712372261331&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4641144712372261331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4641144712372261331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/tu-lan-arrrr.html' title='Tu Lan arrrr'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5706295450614900319</id><published>2007-04-24T18:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T19:00:16.138+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jogging'/><title type='text'>Jogging</title><summary type='text'>My secret to jogging is simple. Just get into the "zone". It's when my body starts to tune out the pain and fatigue, fully submitting its functions to the mind. The mind clears and you can really focus on stuff. In this state, running long distances gets much easier. Or sometimes I just take it easy and focus my mind on sorting out my messed up life as I get my sweat on.Here's what I hate about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5706295450614900319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5706295450614900319&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5706295450614900319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5706295450614900319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/jogging.html' title='Jogging'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3475921597060166546</id><published>2007-04-23T01:56:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-23T02:12:57.889+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF China'/><title type='text'>Military Weaponry for Kids</title><summary type='text'>Checkout John Pasden's flicker set.WTF are they teaching kids in China!?!?!!?A coloring/drawing/practice book for kids:- The top row teaches the kids how to draw the particular weapon.- The kids can then color the weapon in the center of the page.- Lower portion of the page allows the kid to practice chinese characters which have little or no relation to the particular feature weapon or the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3475921597060166546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3475921597060166546&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3475921597060166546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3475921597060166546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/military-weaponry-for-kids.html' title='Military Weaponry for Kids'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4582855828386558866</id><published>2007-04-20T20:21:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T20:38:35.836+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Homeless James Bond'/><title type='text'>HOMELESS JAMES BOND</title><summary type='text'>Incredible Spoof!!!Absolutely hilarious!!!Homeless James Bond Episode 1JoJo, the Mastermind of the Homeless Underworld is up to no good and it's up to Homeless James Bond to stop him...Homeless James Bond Episode 2Homeless James Bond investigates Nickles, a mysterious car window washer...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4582855828386558866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4582855828386558866&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4582855828386558866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4582855828386558866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/homeless-james-bond.html' title='HOMELESS JAMES BOND'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3921276171530575203</id><published>2007-04-18T12:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-19T22:31:51.265+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Will Ferrell'/><title type='text'>The Landlord</title><summary type='text'>"The Landlord" has got to be the funniest clip you'll see in awhile...Will Ferrell and Pearl McKay(the little girl playing the "nasty" Landlord) are freaking hilarious! The guy with the magazine is Adam McKay - Pearl's real dad :)When I get my own kids, I'm gonna teach them to swear too... hehehe...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3921276171530575203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3921276171530575203&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3921276171530575203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3921276171530575203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/landlord.html' title='The Landlord'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7111388530168070942</id><published>2007-04-17T17:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T17:51:16.092+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Doraemon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ilub'/><title type='text'>Bizarre Doraemon Clip - ilub</title><summary type='text'>"I Love U Boy'z" (ilub) is a fictional comedic popgroup formed by 2 well known radio DJs in Hong Kong. Much of ilub's work/antics are satirical in nature, their wacky wigs &amp; wardrobe are often aimed to mock Hong Kong's stagnating Cantopop industry.Anyways, checkout ilub's Doraemon skit. Bizarre, funny &amp; extremely nostalgic...Seeing Nobita entering the desk drawer time machine brings back memories</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7111388530168070942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7111388530168070942&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7111388530168070942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7111388530168070942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/bizarre-doraemon-clip-ilub.html' title='Bizarre Doraemon Clip - ilub'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2225308804192089055</id><published>2007-04-16T02:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T03:52:08.368+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tower Defense'/><title type='text'>TOWER DEFENSE!!!</title><summary type='text'>I spent the last 3 days playing Tower Defense. Damn fun...It's a game where you build towers to defend specific areas of the map against consecutive waves of monsters.Originally released as RAMPART, a 1990 ATARI arcade game and then played as a mod map on Warcraft &amp; Starcraft PC games; Tower Defense today has been updated into a simple flash game - allowing everybody with a flash-enabled browser </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2225308804192089055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2225308804192089055&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2225308804192089055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2225308804192089055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/tower-defense.html' title='TOWER DEFENSE!!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8122273631334747417</id><published>2007-04-12T16:11:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T18:04:00.986+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S*toopid*pore'/><title type='text'>Of Pay Freezes, Donations &amp; Taxes</title><summary type='text'>Singapore's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong has decided to freeze his pay for 5 years and donate the extra moolah. See article:"The Government will pay him his full pay, because that is how the system must work.But for five years, he will donate the increase in his salary from this and subsequent revisions."How noble...I assume the donation is to charity...Abit curious... does donating the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8122273631334747417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8122273631334747417&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8122273631334747417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8122273631334747417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/of-pay-freezes-donations-taxes.html' title='Of Pay Freezes, Donations &amp; Taxes'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-518627627065672916</id><published>2007-04-10T02:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T02:51:51.244+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Leftover Rahmens - Part 2 of 2 (FIN)</title><summary type='text'>Wanna go holiday but dunno which airline to fly?Why not try the Sakura Wonderful Jet Airlines?First Class? Business Class? Economy?Checkout their video brochure below:Sakura Wonderful Jet Part 1 of 2Sakura Wonderful Jet Part 2 of 2Bought too many stuff? Dunno how to pack them into ur luggage?Dun worry, try this amazing service:Special Room ServiceOK, that concludes my Rahmens tribute.I hope y'all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/518627627065672916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=518627627065672916&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/518627627065672916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/518627627065672916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/leftover-rahmens-part-2-of-2.html' title='Leftover Rahmens - Part 2 of 2 (FIN)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6361156338691230508</id><published>2007-04-09T02:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T03:02:19.187+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Leftover Rahmens - Part 1 of 2</title><summary type='text'>Hope y'all had a good Easter weekend...As promised, more crazy weird antics from The Rahmens:Delivery Man meets Zen MasterI believe the next 2 clips are segments of their live concerts. They put up a pretty innovative performance using simple props and a huge videoscreen:Paddle Fingers Tomorrow: Leftover Rahmens Part 2 of 2 (FIN) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6361156338691230508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6361156338691230508&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6361156338691230508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6361156338691230508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/leftover-rahmens-part-1-of-2.html' title='Leftover Rahmens - Part 1 of 2'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8642198873134543398</id><published>2007-04-06T05:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-06T05:29:47.981+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 5</title><summary type='text'>Here's Part 2 of "the-better-looking-guy-from-Rahmens-terrorizing-little-japanese-boys" series.7 of 128 of 129 of 1210 of 12Hmmm, I gotta try this someday...11 of 12Best of the lot!Be sure to stay till the end of the clip!!!12 of 12Technically, this is a totally different scenario from the rest.The clip starts off with a kid staring at some object, trying to figure out how it got there. Then time</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8642198873134543398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8642198873134543398&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8642198873134543398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8642198873134543398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-5.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 5'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5011897326162752064</id><published>2007-04-05T05:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-05T05:27:46.012+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 4</title><summary type='text'>I like to call this particular collection: "the-better-looking-guy-from-Rahmens-terrorizing-little-japanese-boys" series. The Rahmens is made up of the better looking guy, Kentaro Kobayashi and the big hair guy, Jin Katagiri.For today's Rahmens special, we feature Kentaro Kobayashi in a collection of bizarre educational short clips.All clips start off with 3 kids playing/talking crap at the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5011897326162752064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5011897326162752064&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5011897326162752064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5011897326162752064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-4.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 4'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4397585414583679361</id><published>2007-04-04T04:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T04:38:27.061+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 3, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 3</title><summary type='text'>I kinda saved the best clips for the last. The final part of The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series: The art of getting a girlfriend.IMO, a really die-die must-watch.First 2 clips are instructional how-to clips, discussing about "dating tactics". The last 2 clips are parts of an actual short film, showing how the "tactics" are applied in real life situations. Note: This is actually</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4397585414583679361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4397585414583679361&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4397585414583679361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4397585414583679361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-3-japan-culture-lab.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 3, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 3'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-1582517289835498814</id><published>2007-04-03T05:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T05:21:22.645+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 2, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 2</title><summary type='text'>Here's Part 2:The Japanese Tradition - Making an apology - DOGEZALearn how to make a sincere heartfelt apology in JapanThe Japanese Tradition - Making apologies - SHAZAIDogeza is too exaggerated for your liking? Well, no worries, this next clip lists the all the apologies available to fully express your remorseThe Japanese Tradition - OrigamiClash of the Origami masters!!! Watch how the old zen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/1582517289835498814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=1582517289835498814&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1582517289835498814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1582517289835498814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-2-japan-culture-lab_03.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 2, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 2'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3384065178261962336</id><published>2007-04-03T01:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T05:17:58.733+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 2, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 1</title><summary type='text'>As promised, here's The Rahmens' claim to Youtube fame: The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series!!!*It's important to note that the skits are satirical in nature and should never be take seriously*PART 1The Japanese Tradition - Sushi Classic skit, making fun of culture of eating Sushi &amp; the complex etiquettes expectedThe Japanese Tradition - Onigiri (Riceballs)A how-to clip on making</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3384065178261962336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3384065178261962336&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3384065178261962336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3384065178261962336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-2-japan-culture-lab.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 2, The Japan Culture Lab (the Japanese Tradition) series Part 1'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8241070650037618995</id><published>2007-04-02T04:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-02T16:50:37.973+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Rahmens'/><title type='text'>Week of The Rahmens - Day 1</title><summary type='text'>No random crap this week...For the whole week, i'll be posting extremely hilarious clips from my favourite Japanese comedy duo: The Rahmens!There's not much info on The Rahmens due to the lack of translated sites. If you can read japanese, here's the official Rahmens site. If you can't read japanese but wanna know more, here's the lame-ass Google translated English version of The Rahmens japanese</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8241070650037618995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8241070650037618995&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8241070650037618995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8241070650037618995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-of-rahmens-day-1.html' title='Week of The Rahmens - Day 1'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-410042647092297961</id><published>2007-03-30T08:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T04:10:36.719+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cute Shit'/><title type='text'>An Awww Moment</title><summary type='text'>2 cute otters,Floating around,Enjoying the sun,Camera zooms in,They're holding hands!!! (paws?)Brief seperation,Only to be reunited...All together now: Awww....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/410042647092297961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=410042647092297961&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/410042647092297961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/410042647092297961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/awww-moment.html' title='An Awww Moment'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3712465506644023627</id><published>2007-03-29T16:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-29T16:39:25.704+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>"i said i'm gonna kick his ass"</title><summary type='text'>When a 3-year-old girl is asked about monsters:"ohhh...."so cute!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3712465506644023627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3712465506644023627&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3712465506644023627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3712465506644023627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-said-im-gonna-kick-his-ass.html' title='&quot;i said i&apos;m gonna kick his ass&quot;'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3381588280053814106</id><published>2007-03-28T16:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T16:13:56.232+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Football'/><title type='text'>Bolton Wanderers... NOT!</title><summary type='text'>one touch passes, pass &amp; move, triangles, off-the-ball, pass-sernal...whatever it's called, one thing's for sure: it's easy on the eyes and very, very satisfying...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3381588280053814106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3381588280053814106&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3381588280053814106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3381588280053814106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/bolton-wanderers-not.html' title='Bolton Wanderers... NOT!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8970226191610612715</id><published>2007-03-26T01:33:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T02:58:19.094+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Crap'/><title type='text'>Random Crap!</title><summary type='text'>Last week of March = last random crap of the month...Enjoy!1) LIFT MELTDOWNProbably fake but still amusing...2) ONE LOVE - RICKY GERVAIS IN KENYA (RED NOSE DAY COMIC RELIEF 2007)I love The Office. I love Extras. I love Ricky Gervais &amp; Stephen Merchant...3) FUNNY FOOTYGotta love the stepovers, haha...4) ROLLING BOMBER SPECIALPower Rangers Parody - An old short film made by Japanese super boyband </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8970226191610612715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8970226191610612715&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8970226191610612715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8970226191610612715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/random-crap_26.html' title='Random Crap!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2095246071101891822</id><published>2007-03-20T21:55:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T22:01:05.471+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><title type='text'>Welcome to Singapore</title><summary type='text'>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:AT WORLD'S END</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2095246071101891822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2095246071101891822&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2095246071101891822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2095246071101891822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/test.html' title='Welcome to Singapore'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6980332255183305654</id><published>2007-03-19T05:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-19T08:13:21.102+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Crap'/><title type='text'>Random Crap!</title><summary type='text'>Here's crap, presented randomly, to be enjoyed during office hours...1) South Park Season 8 Episode 1素晴らしいチンチンもの金玉の髪あるそれの音は　サルボボいいえ！忍者がいます！Hey, hey let's go!喧嘩する大切な物　Protect my balls僕が悪い　So let's fighting!Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!この歌ちょっと馬鹿訳が分からない英語が滅茶苦茶大丈夫、We do it all the time!Hey hey let's go!喧嘩する大切な物　Protect my balls僕が悪い　So let's fighting!Let's fighting love! Let's fighting </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6980332255183305654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6980332255183305654&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6980332255183305654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6980332255183305654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/random-crap_19.html' title='Random Crap!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3123855435005254540</id><published>2007-03-14T03:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-14T03:15:25.598+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='300'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lego'/><title type='text'>Madness? This is Sparta!</title><summary type='text'>...TONITE WE DINE IN...errr, LEGOLAND!? King Leonidas I of Sparta from 300(via The Brothers Brick)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3123855435005254540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3123855435005254540&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3123855435005254540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3123855435005254540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/madness-this-is-sparta.html' title='Madness? This is Sparta!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3910907802030009341</id><published>2007-03-06T18:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-10T01:29:04.800+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='He-Man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Transformers'/><title type='text'>Soundwave - Ruler of Eternia &amp; the whole mutha-f*ckin Universe</title><summary type='text'>Note: I added a Koi pond on the left column &amp; a playable PAC-MAN game on the right column. Have fun! Checkout this pair of NIKE AIR Trainer III.Dammmnnnn! TRANSFORMERS!Not to be outdone, REEBOK has these.Double Dammmmnnn! VOLTRON!Anyways, seeing those shoes made me remember my old Transformers toys.Back in 1986, my mom said if I did well in school, she would buy me anything I wanted. So I studied</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3910907802030009341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3910907802030009341&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3910907802030009341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3910907802030009341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/soundwave-ruler-of-eternia.html' title='Soundwave - Ruler of Eternia &amp; the whole mutha-f*ckin Universe'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6889723512949875844</id><published>2007-03-05T00:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-05T01:08:26.370+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Crap'/><title type='text'>Random Crap!</title><summary type='text'>Mondays... It sucks to be working, doesn't it? Hehehe...Lucky for y'all, I scoured the nets to find the best random crap to make your monday blues go away...1) Red vs Green. Snickers Ad - Don't Stop2) Kickass Multi-Touch Screen Demo3) Weird Ass Café Suplicy Ad Campaign: Click here4) Learn Japanese via Ecchi Eye Test5) Life of a Salaryman, animated in 29 seconds </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6889723512949875844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6889723512949875844&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6889723512949875844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6889723512949875844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/03/random-crap.html' title='Random Crap!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7675404012847996382</id><published>2007-02-28T18:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-28T18:16:46.641+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><title type='text'>i-PocketPC-Phone</title><summary type='text'>The wait for an iPhone too long for you?Well, dun fret cos some dude in Malaysia wrote an iPhone interface code &amp; installed it on his E-TEN M600 Pocket PC phone. Checkout his site here.Looks &amp; works awesome!!!Checkout the clip before the Apple lawyers force it offline: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7675404012847996382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7675404012847996382&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7675404012847996382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7675404012847996382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-pocketpc-phone.html' title='i-PocketPC-Phone'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3437403246136430350</id><published>2007-02-28T04:26:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-28T04:41:27.172+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Haha'/><title type='text'>Speak Out With Ken Sander</title><summary type='text'>I watch ALOT of shit on the nets...But few have made me laugh as much as this clip:Hehehe... You gotta admire his patience... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3437403246136430350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3437403246136430350&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3437403246136430350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3437403246136430350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/speak-out-with-ken-sander.html' title='Speak Out With Ken Sander'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2778215787479575587</id><published>2007-02-25T23:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T06:44:38.845+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chinese New Year'/><title type='text'>Chinese New Year 2007</title><summary type='text'>Recliner + TV + CNY snacks = 2kg"Looks like he gained some weight. Looks good now, not like that time, so skinny!" - my mom, conversation with aunt during Chinese New Year, 2007O_o !!!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2778215787479575587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2778215787479575587&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2778215787479575587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2778215787479575587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/chinese-new-year-2007.html' title='Chinese New Year 2007'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7093233839351236414</id><published>2007-02-24T05:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-24T07:46:17.168+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Wars'/><title type='text'>Samurai Vader!!!</title><summary type='text'>"I am your Otosan"Lucasfilms has teamed up with Japan's Yoshitoku Company to create this awesome Samurai Vader armor. According to this news article from starwars.com, the armor is made especially for the Japanese festival of Tango no Sekku (Boy's Day)."The Force is strong with this one"The kabuto (helmet) with bow and sword will cost about 180,000 yen (about US$1,500), while the full ensemble </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7093233839351236414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7093233839351236414&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7093233839351236414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7093233839351236414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/samurai-vader.html' title='Samurai Vader!!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-3170954156454761660</id><published>2007-02-17T22:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-17T22:28:13.492+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yay! The Perry Bible Fellowship!</title><summary type='text'>1)After countless nights of MSN chats, we finally convinced Jase to blog. Yay!Click here for his first post.Jase, I look forward to photos of Australian drainage *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* hehehe2) The Perry Bible Fellowship is the funniest thing on the nets. Really. I kid u not. Please go read. Tell your friends about it.Bible Fellowship? Dun worry, it's not some crazy christian website. It's an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/3170954156454761660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=3170954156454761660&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3170954156454761660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/3170954156454761660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/yay-perry-bible-fellowship.html' title='Yay! The Perry Bible Fellowship!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-538826435716408657</id><published>2007-02-13T03:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T03:07:32.144+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><title type='text'>1-click</title><summary type='text'>Click here</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/538826435716408657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=538826435716408657&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/538826435716408657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/538826435716408657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/1-click.html' title='1-click'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2531309387446368452</id><published>2007-02-10T01:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-10T03:11:29.471+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Premiership'/><title type='text'>English Identity? Arsene's Frustration!</title><summary type='text'>Check out Mr. Arsene Wenger's comments on foreign ownership of Premiership clubs:"...Wenger feels Premiership clubs need to be careful about letting the pattern continue, as the league runs the risk of losing its English identity..."Err... English identity? from Arsene Wenger? Wow!From the Arsenal manager that more than often, have started matches with 11 non-English players! What's Arsene's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2531309387446368452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2531309387446368452&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2531309387446368452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2531309387446368452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/02/english-identity-arsenes-frustration.html' title='English Identity? Arsene&apos;s Frustration!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5980513836847159815</id><published>2007-01-31T18:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T19:25:23.502+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Berserk'/><title type='text'>Rinse &amp; Repeat</title><summary type='text'>In view of my low blog readership, Sky suggested that I write more personal &amp; interesting shit...Errr, it's kinda hard lor. I live a pretty dull life. I wake up, I eat, I sleep - rinse &amp; repeat please. In between, I do whatever I feel like doing that particular day. Boring rite? For example, I did the following yesterday:woke up at 5pmate my 1st meal at 5.30pmread blogs &amp; other sites of interests</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5980513836847159815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5980513836847159815&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5980513836847159815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5980513836847159815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/rinse-repeat.html' title='Rinse &amp; Repeat'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-9222599342785706359</id><published>2007-01-25T23:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-26T00:38:33.956+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pets'/><title type='text'>Washing Machine for Pets</title><summary type='text'>Pet Spa: Convenience for Pet Owners but Water Torture Chamber for Pets? Pet Spa is a cabin that washes, de-fleas and blow-dries dogs, cats and other small animals in less than 15 minutes - a washing machine for pets! The flash intro at the official website says the Pet Spa:saves on labor costssaves water, electricity &amp; suppliessuperior results in less timereduces risk on pets and staffreduces </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/9222599342785706359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=9222599342785706359&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/9222599342785706359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/9222599342785706359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/washing-machine-for-pets.html' title='Washing Machine for Pets'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6374330839797265301</id><published>2007-01-24T02:34:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-24T21:26:16.341+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liverpool Football Club'/><title type='text'>10 years of Jamie Carragher</title><summary type='text'>In case u donch know by now, the Official Liverpool Football Club website is having a week-long celebration of 10 years of Jamie Carragher. The tribute was launch without much fanfare, just like how Mr. Carragher plays his football - simple but effective, no nonsense...A fitting tribute to Liverpool Football Club's current best player.Yup, I said best. Carragher is the best. Not Gerrard. Who is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6374330839797265301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6374330839797265301&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6374330839797265301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6374330839797265301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/10-years-of-jamie-carragher.html' title='10 years of Jamie Carragher'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6352007725928500287</id><published>2007-01-24T01:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-24T03:22:12.836+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wii'/><title type='text'>Wii-eak?</title><summary type='text'>The Wii is Nintendo's answer to Sony's Playstation 3 &amp; Microsoft's XBOX360. I think it's available in Singapore...or not. I heard it's gonna be available before Chinese New Year... not sure 'bout the actual dates... anyways I dun really care...Frankly, I'm not too impressed by the Wii...It's specs are not as great as the PS3 &amp; XBOX360. The games are too kiddy for my liking.It's cheaper lah but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6352007725928500287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6352007725928500287&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6352007725928500287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6352007725928500287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/wii-eak.html' title='Wii-eak?'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-1649790808066264616</id><published>2007-01-18T05:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T05:38:44.488+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S*toopid*pore'/><title type='text'>A Smoking Way to Attract Foreign Talent</title><summary type='text'>Checkout Japan's unique way of attracting Foreign Talent:via Tokyo TimesOk, I lied... it's just an ad for a smoke-suction-screen Chindogu product (Chindogu = the art of creating crazy un-useless inventions). Must have been made by smokers, for smokers. But imagine if desperate smokers actually migrated to Japan becos highly advanced technology allows them to smoke anywhere they want...Now if only</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/1649790808066264616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=1649790808066264616&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1649790808066264616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1649790808066264616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/smoking-way-to-attract-foreign-talent.html' title='A Smoking Way to Attract Foreign Talent'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5684986162972188303</id><published>2007-01-15T17:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T08:10:11.518+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='JKYL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rhymes'/><title type='text'>J K Y L</title><summary type='text'>Had a horrid night. Damn weather. Damn flu. Didn't really sleep last nite. Drifting in &amp; out. Running a high fever must have killed a few braincells cos the head hurts &amp; my mind's too damn groggy to make any sense... either that or it might be the pills I've been popping... been taking paracetamol since i got back from the airport last nite...Anyways, yeah - we went airport last night - to send </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5684986162972188303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5684986162972188303&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5684986162972188303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5684986162972188303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/j-k-y-l.html' title='J K Y L'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4910445909406937353</id><published>2007-01-12T03:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-12T04:53:04.868+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Football Manager'/><title type='text'>What's in a name?</title><summary type='text'>Our names say alot about us, our culture, our background, the aspirations our parents have for us etc.  On a recent session of Football Manager 2007, I came across this player with the coolest name: (click to enlarge)Initially, I assumed he was one of the regenerated players the game engine cooks up at the end of every game season - ie. fake. But out of curiosity, I googled his name and... he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4910445909406937353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4910445909406937353&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4910445909406937353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4910445909406937353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/whats-in-name.html' title='What&apos;s in a name?'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4876697948067511586</id><published>2007-01-10T16:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T18:08:58.062+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gadgets'/><title type='text'>iPhone</title><summary type='text'>Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced the iPhone at Macworld 2007 keynote speech yesterday...Thanks Steve, I officially HATE my phone now (Sony Ericsson T610) Checkout the official iPhone site here3.5 inch 480 x 320 displayrunning on OS X4GB or 8GB storage optionQuad-bandWi-Fi, EDGE &amp; Bluetooth enabled2.0 megapixels camerabattery life of 5hrs talk time or 16hrs audio playback patented Multi-touch UI (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4876697948067511586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4876697948067511586&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4876697948067511586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4876697948067511586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/iphone.html' title='iPhone'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2196805949479832771</id><published>2007-01-09T17:39:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T18:34:53.019+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>BEEF BOMB</title><summary type='text'>Coming 12th Jan...MEGA MAC!!! Via Japan Probe.McDonald's has a new burger for the people of Japan.To clog your arteries, you will have to fork out:350yen for the burger alone (S$4.50)650yen for the normal meal (S$8.40)730yen for regular sized 5pc nuggets meal (S$9.40) Question:If the MEGA MAC is the DOUBLE BIG MAC, how come there's no DOUBLE CHEESE?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2196805949479832771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2196805949479832771&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2196805949479832771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2196805949479832771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/beef-bomb_09.html' title='BEEF BOMB'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7039655139868614929</id><published>2007-01-08T05:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T05:52:48.980+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2007 New Year Resolutions'/><title type='text'>2007</title><summary type='text'>A week into 2007 and the nets are still SLOW!!!I spend most of my time clicking the reload button cos the damn webpages dun load properly... sigh...Surprisingly, the bittorrent speeds are pretty decent :)Anyways, here's an update:1) Finally bought the new Liverpool home jersey (from Queensway Shopping Centre)Originally priced at $95 but I bargained it down to $90 since I was buying 6 jerseys - </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7039655139868614929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7039655139868614929&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7039655139868614929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7039655139868614929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2007/01/2007.html' title='2007'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-7669936036066035101</id><published>2006-12-18T21:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T22:21:29.196+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TOTO'/><title type='text'>TOTO win again!</title><summary type='text'>Remember my last TOTO win?I kena TOTO again.Yup.T O T OAgain.What are the odds of winning twice in a year?Like my last win, I kena 3+1 numbers and won $60.Click on the pic below for proof, confirmation from the online prize calculator from Singapore Poolswoo hoo!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/7669936036066035101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=7669936036066035101&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7669936036066035101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/7669936036066035101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/toto-win-again.html' title='TOTO win again!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-1262598006959022690</id><published>2006-12-18T18:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T18:43:45.562+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liverpool Football Club'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Merry Christmas'/><title type='text'>Costumed Heroes of the KOP</title><summary type='text'>Want to see your favourite Liverpool F.C. footballer acting stoopid?Well, you're in luck 'cos the forum folks at RAWK has got some crazy photos!!!Click here: Liverpool F.C.'s X'mas Party '06 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/1262598006959022690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=1262598006959022690&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1262598006959022690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/1262598006959022690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/costumed-heroes-of-kop.html' title='Costumed Heroes of the KOP'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-517247498183014518</id><published>2006-12-15T02:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T05:50:46.592+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='USB Toys'/><title type='text'>USB Toys for all!!</title><summary type='text'>Once upon a time, I had an idea to open shops in our local malls to sell USB toys like these:my favourite, the usb horny, humping dogfor the boys, usb missile launcherfor the girls, usb cutesy hello kitty, emitting annoying soundsand lastly, one for the upcoming holidays - frosty the robo-snowmanIf kids nowadays can pay $10~$15 on a stoopid "VOODOO" rope doll key-chain, I think I can sell </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/517247498183014518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=517247498183014518&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/517247498183014518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/517247498183014518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/usb-toys-for-all.html' title='USB Toys for all!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-5175068093102976139</id><published>2006-12-14T21:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T00:13:05.608+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Honda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ASIMO'/><title type='text'>The Fall of ASIMO</title><summary type='text'>Honda's humanoid robot, ASIMO (acronym for Advanced Step in Innovative MObility) is a highly advanced piece of technology. It's able to walk &amp; run upto 6km/h. Wow!"ASIMO has been touted as to be one of the few Artificial Intelligence created to be able to mimic human mobility"Errr... Check out the video below:If ASIMO was indeed mimicking a human, then that particular human is a clumsy DUMBASS. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/5175068093102976139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=5175068093102976139&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5175068093102976139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/5175068093102976139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/fall-of-asimo.html' title='The Fall of ASIMO'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-2794492973812417991</id><published>2006-12-11T19:00:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T18:28:17.579+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Awards 2006'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Patty Hou'/><title type='text'>Star Awards 2006</title><summary type='text'>Was channel-surfing last nite, waiting for the Chelski-Arse game...Came across Star Awards 2006, on ch8.Yeeahh...Nothing better was on...Really...Glammed-up local celebs acting oh-so-emotional, B-listed HK &amp; Taiwanese celebs guest presenters, crammed venue, cheapo looking stage sets...How exciting...I dun understand.All same company wat...Why are they so emotional? Why the tears?All same company </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/2794492973812417991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=2794492973812417991&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2794492973812417991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/2794492973812417991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/star-awards-2006.html' title='Star Awards 2006'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-8481216914608245174</id><published>2006-12-06T18:39:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T18:38:18.614+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NARUTO'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dog Meat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vietnam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ho Chi Minh City'/><title type='text'>DOG meat in Vietnam</title><summary type='text'>I know I said I won't be posting any updates becos of my addiction to the kickass anime, Naruto.Well, after finishing the manga (main) story arcs (that's 135 out of 211 episodes), I decided to take a break and leave the filler episodes for next year. The main story arcs aka Naruto: Shippūden - The Hurricane Chronicles will only continue in Feb '07. It's not uncommon for Naruto episodes to end in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/8481216914608245174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=8481216914608245174&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8481216914608245174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/8481216914608245174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/12/dog-meat-in-vietnam.html' title='DOG meat in Vietnam'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-6237871194425824531</id><published>2006-11-25T20:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T20:18:10.641+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NARUTO'/><title type='text'>N A R U (j) O</title><summary type='text'>Sorry, flatunatics... Don't think I'll be updating anytime soon cos I started watching...N  A  R  U  T  O !!!This darn anime is just too addictive...Currently I'm at episode #53... there's 157 episodes, 4 OVAs &amp; 2 movies to go!!! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/6237871194425824531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=6237871194425824531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6237871194425824531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/6237871194425824531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/11/n-r-u-j-o.html' title='N A R U (j) O'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-4084609868711814963</id><published>2006-11-15T19:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T03:08:49.317+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Abuse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Singapore'/><title type='text'>Maid Abuse?</title><summary type='text'>On Nov 15, at about 4pm, I saw a maid climbed out of her 4-storey building, stood on a stool, on a narrow ledge, to wash &amp; wipe the windows.Amazed by her courage, I observed the maid for a few minutes.Imagine my horror, when I noticed there was no safety harness attached nor was she secured by any rope!!!Photos (click to enlarge) &amp; video (hosted via Youtube) below: Maid wiping windows, 4 storeys </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/4084609868711814963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=4084609868711814963&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4084609868711814963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/4084609868711814963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/11/maid-abuse.html' title='Maid Abuse?'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116308347515235129</id><published>2006-11-09T22:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:27.420+08:00</updated><title type='text'>CHLORINE</title><summary type='text'>I smell like CHLORINE.I went to a gentlemen's health spa with Sky, Goon &amp; Jase, located at the Singapore Badminton Hall, Guillemard Rd.It is not a "lup-sup" health spa.I smell like CHLORINE.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116308347515235129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116308347515235129&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116308347515235129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116308347515235129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/11/chlorine.html' title='CHLORINE'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116302134610972374</id><published>2006-11-09T05:29:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T02:51:38.515+08:00</updated><title type='text'>P  S  3</title><summary type='text'>I want, I want...SIXAXIS</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116302134610972374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116302134610972374&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116302134610972374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116302134610972374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/11/p-s-3.html' title='P  S  3'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116297992773341161</id><published>2006-11-08T17:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T02:52:55.692+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Goondoo Goalie</title><summary type='text'>Dude... What The Hell?!?!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116297992773341161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116297992773341161&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116297992773341161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116297992773341161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/11/goondoo-goalie.html' title='Goondoo Goalie'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116221099212872236</id><published>2006-10-30T20:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:24.515+08:00</updated><title type='text'>me fickle? or u just bloody inconsistent?</title><summary type='text'>fickle football fans... sigh...when the team is doing bad, they go all out flaming &amp; critising...when the team is performing well, they come running back...like my previous post complaining about how Liverpool has been playing this season... then they have to go beat Aston Villa in such a convincing performance lor... u tell me lah, how to not praise them... they totally dominated &amp; outplay Villa</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116221099212872236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116221099212872236&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116221099212872236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116221099212872236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/10/me-fickle-or-u-just-bloody.html' title='me fickle? or u just bloody inconsistent?'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116110554947372245</id><published>2006-10-28T03:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T05:07:34.072+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Final Push: Eradicating Stubborn Fats</title><summary type='text'>I weighed about 78kg in June, I'm about 67-68kg now... but that's not the point. I run not to lose weight. I run to burn fats.Overall, the fat loss has been going pretty well but the lower abdominal fats &amp; the "love-handles" are not showing much response to the regime. Kinda expected this since these 2 areas are the most exercise-resistant areas. I'm also beginning to suspect my body has adapted </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116110554947372245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116110554947372245&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116110554947372245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116110554947372245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/10/final-push-eradicating-stubborn-fats.html' title='Final Push: Eradicating Stubborn Fats'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-116155359309635269</id><published>2006-10-23T05:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:24.065+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sian-ness Maximus</title><summary type='text'>Sigh... Sians to the Max, man...Donch tell me that we had more difficult fixtures compared to other teams, ok?It's not losing to Everton, Bolton, Chelski &amp; ManU(re) that's so disappointing... But it's the WAY we have been losing that's so disappointing...Where's the flair, passion &amp; confidence, lads? Where's the rock solid defence? Outpaced &amp; outplayed, sliced &amp; diced, leaking in goals... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/116155359309635269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=116155359309635269&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116155359309635269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/116155359309635269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/10/sian-ness-maximus.html' title='Sian-ness Maximus'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115930683822456592</id><published>2006-09-27T03:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:23.365+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movie reviews'/><title type='text'>Dragon Tiger Gate (Long Fu Moon)</title><summary type='text'>After watching that tripe called X-Men: The Last Stand, I was really looking forward to catch Dragon Tiger Gate, kinda hoping it would restore my faith in comic book flicks... Unfortunately, Dragon Tiger Gate didn't really do it for me. Overall, it's a mixed bag. How so? I've sorted out the good stuff from the crap pile below: Good stuff: 1) Action scenes are amazing - outrageous, over-the-top, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115930683822456592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115930683822456592&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115930683822456592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115930683822456592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/dragon-tiger-gate-long-fu-moon.html' title='Dragon Tiger Gate (Long Fu Moon)'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115904168244614897</id><published>2006-09-24T03:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:23.186+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ingredients for a Liverpool WIN</title><summary type='text'>So Liverpool beat Spurs last weekend. The lads played a nervy 1st half but played a fast-paced attacking 2nd half. Poor Bellamy ran his socks off, hit the post &amp; looked really comical as he was agonizing over his miss and celebrating Gonzalez's goal in a split of a second. Kuyt's goal was unstoppable. Riise, back from injury, unleashed another rocket to finish the match 3-0.Jason, Goon &amp; Sky came</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115904168244614897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115904168244614897&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115904168244614897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115904168244614897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/ingredients-for-liverpool-win.html' title='Ingredients for a Liverpool WIN'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115869701612557959</id><published>2006-09-20T04:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:23.027+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movie reviews'/><title type='text'>X-Men: The Last Stand</title><summary type='text'>X-Men: The Last Stand sucks...If you dunno the characters and your only introduction to them and their stories was the 1st 2 movies, this 3rd instalment delivers a pretty entertaining, action-packed time...If you are like me and legions of fan-boys all over the world, then you will be bitterly disappointed...Unbeknownst to many, back in my secondary school days (SJI, circa 1991 - 1993), I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115869701612557959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115869701612557959&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115869701612557959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115869701612557959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/x-men-last-stand.html' title='X-Men: The Last Stand'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115852987629590582</id><published>2006-09-18T05:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:22.783+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Blind Optimism</title><summary type='text'>As a POTENTIAL investor of Liverpool Football Club aka POTENTIAL buyer of the new ADIDAS Liverpool Football Club 2006 Home Kit Jersey (about S$110, official genuine replica - not the cheapo knockoffs), I DEMAND to know the reasons behind Liverpool's poor run of form...It's too early to hit the panic button but I'm very concerned about the lack of GOALS from the strikers &amp; the attacking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115852987629590582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115852987629590582&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115852987629590582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115852987629590582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/blind-optimism.html' title='Blind Optimism'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115791867312500998</id><published>2006-09-11T03:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:22.206+08:00</updated><title type='text'>EnamPek</title><summary type='text'>The exercise regime ended last Friday.Over 2 months &amp; 24 jogging sessions -* Time spent running = 1056 mins* Running distance = 121km* Average running speed = 7km/hr* Weight loss = Dunno but definitely lost some weight (cos no weighing scale)* Waist line = Dunno but I know I need a belt to wear my previously tight Berms (size32)The above-mentioned Berms is a Mossimo factory reject, bought from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115791867312500998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115791867312500998&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115791867312500998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115791867312500998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/enampek.html' title='EnamPek'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115705423544145959</id><published>2006-09-01T03:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:21.831+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fabriquee En Russie</title><summary type='text'>WTF!!!Aiyoh aiyoh aiyoh...How the hell did West Ham signed Carlos Tevez &amp; Javier Mascherano?!??!!?I found some news on the nets that might reveal more on this unbelievable coup: 1) Rich Iranian dude2) Owns Media Sports Investments, the company that owns both players' transfer rights3) Owns Corinthians, the players' previous club4) Is interested to buy West Ham, the Argentinian duo's new club.5) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115705423544145959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115705423544145959&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115705423544145959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115705423544145959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/09/fabriquee-en-russie.html' title='Fabriquee En Russie'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115584443349087358</id><published>2006-08-18T02:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:21.676+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jagshemash!!!</title><summary type='text'>Jagshemash!!!Yup, I'm still alive...I'm just too darn lazy to update the blog...Since leaving my job 1.5 months ago, I've decided to put myself thru a diet &amp; exercise regime, aiming to lose some weight and possibly look much slimmer &amp; hotter by end 2006.I've been eating much less these days, cutting down on the carbs, less rice/noodles &amp; eating more meat &amp; fruits. Some days, I eat 1 to 1.5 meals </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115584443349087358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115584443349087358&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115584443349087358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115584443349087358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/08/jagshemash.html' title='Jagshemash!!!'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115251727137906708</id><published>2006-07-10T14:32:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:21.161+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Forza Italia My Bloody Zizou Headbutting ASS...</title><summary type='text'>What an uninspiring end to the World Cup that started with so much promise of attaking football...Did Italy deserve to win? NopeDid Italy deserve to be in the finals? NopeDid France deserve to be in the finals? NopeThe whole match was forgettable, if not for Zinedine Zidane's moment of madness..The only highlight of the 120min snorefest, courtesy of Zizou: Daaammmn!!!In Zizou's defence, I think </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115251727137906708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115251727137906708&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115251727137906708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115251727137906708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/07/forza-italia-my-bloody-zizou.html' title='Forza Italia My Bloody Zizou Headbutting ASS...'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3408749.post-115220836245158265</id><published>2006-07-07T01:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T01:14:21.000+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vid Request from France</title><summary type='text'>Just got an email from a Joanne. She's staying in France and she's looking for Zidane's latest Orange TV ad. After doing a quick search on Youtube, I believe the vid below should be the correct one:The song is used in the ad is "Anyone Else but You" by The Moldy Peaches.Click here for their wiki.Click here for the lyrics.Allez les Bleus on the 9th!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/feeds/115220836245158265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3408749&amp;postID=115220836245158265&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115220836245158265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3408749/posts/default/115220836245158265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flatulence.blogspot.com/2006/07/vid-request-from-france.html' title='Vid Request from France'/><author><name>Jo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10965428763294030569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6979/smalllh1.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
